urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(via baracknobama)


totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

(via baracknobama)


wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(via baracknobama)


laughburnscalories:

when my mom tries to be cool on the internet

laughburnscalories:

when my mom tries to be cool on the internet

(via baracknobama)


kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡



happiest:

when your parents think you have it easy

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(via tightvaginas)


(via h4ppywh0re)



tay—rexx:

priestofegypt:

My babe

Omg bananas and apples are 2 for a dollar omg what a steal

tay—rexx:

priestofegypt:

My babe

Omg bananas and apples are 2 for a dollar omg what a steal


liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

(via beyoncevevo)



thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(via mid-nightregrets)


Maybe I didn’t fucking achieve straight A’s, but guess what? I made it to 2014 alive and if that isn’t a fucking achievement then I don’t know what is.